The Tesla Diner - More than just an Elon Musk novelty project
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The Tesla Diner - More than just an Elon Musk novelty project

How the newly launched Diner will be a test bed for the future of Tesla, their reputation and the coming Optimus Humanoid Robot.

It’s no secret that Tesla’s reputation has taken a few dings and scrapes over the last years, in no small part due to Musk & Trump’s ridiculous kind of situation-ship that was always going to end in tears. So it’s no wonder that Musk gave the go ahead for a silly, Tesla themed, over-the-top, retro futuristic burger joint in Hollywood, Los Angeles. At first glance this seems like a much needed serving of positive PR, but looking a little closer there is more to the Tesla Diner than just novelty burgers and charging ports.

At face value, it's an old school drive-in diner with a Blade Runner-meets-Route-66 aesthetic. You park your Tesla, plug it in, and grab a burger while watching movie clips or a TV show on a massive outdoor screen. Atleast that’s the theory, a week into the launch of the Hollywood Tesla Diner and it’s still getting multi-hour lines around the block from eager fans and curious locals.

Inside the retro-futuristic vibe continues, with a dining area that looks more suited to the sets of 2001: A Space Odyssey or the world of Cyberpunk than a burger joint in the the real world. Eventually you work your way up the stairs, past the ...

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